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Continuing my desperate marathon of procrastination I took off my pants and let Amanda try them on. While she was changing in the other room, I strutted around in my boxers and aimed my crotch at a rotating fan, making a tasteless quip to Robin about it. Procrastinating is like a heavy night of drinking. At the time, I jauntily humor myself with tasteless antics. But in retrospect, I wake up and realize that my form of hijinks result in me defecating on everything that's important and the rest of the week is spent desperately trying to patch things up with apologies and excuses.
So what did we learn from this moral anecdote?
1. Procrastination is bad.
2. You don't want to see me drunk.
June 12 2006, 19:34:30 UTC 5 years ago
June 14 2006, 12:44:17 UTC 5 years ago
Where were you the other day?!
I was hanging out with your sister
and I completely passed out on your couch,
I was anticipating your return from work
but you never showed up! Lets go for sushi.
Its Wednesday morning, 6am.
I hope you've started your paper.
God knows I'm only half way finished mine.
June 12 2006, 23:21:51 UTC 5 years ago
I'd probably punch you out.
June 14 2006, 12:46:08 UTC 5 years ago
I'm pretty much intolerable when I'm sober,
funny thing is, I wasn't even drunk when
I took my pants off.
June 13 2006, 02:28:38 UTC 5 years ago
i mean...COME ON!
June 14 2006, 12:48:14 UTC 5 years ago
But what are you on?!
C'MON!!!
June 15 2006, 06:24:55 UTC 5 years ago
i mean..
COME ON!
June 14 2006, 17:44:44 UTC 5 years ago
June 14 2006, 19:59:59 UTC 5 years ago
July 18 2006, 07:08:37 UTC 5 years ago
http://www.newsaskew.com/cgi-bin/corant
That episode of Dinner For Five I was talking about. The first two parts are on YouTube (the first link). The third part can be downloaded in the 2nd link. The YouTube link also includes parts from another Kevin Smith Dinner For Five appearance.